“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.”
Source: How to Date a Vampire
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Famous Rose Pressey Quotes
“She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.”
Source: How to Date a Vampire
“Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.”
Source: Forever Charmed