“As a man gets older, if he knows what is good for him,, the women he likes are getting older too. The trouble is that most of them are married.” IfsKnowsMenTroubleMarriedLikesGetting OldGetting Older Book:The Zebra-Striped Hearse Source: The Zebra-Striped Hearse
“There are certain families whose members should all live in different towns - different states, if possible - and write each other letters once a year.” IfsShouldWritingYearsDifferentStatesCertainMembersLettersTowns Book:The Blue Hammer Source: The Blue Hammer
