“The cheese burger was the fuel I needed, but I didn't enjoy it much. It has been made too fast, with little love.” LoveFoodHumourTannie MariaCheese Burger Book:The Milk Tart Murders Source: The Milk Tart Murders
“Can I bring you some of my sourdough starter. Would you like that?" Hattie raised an eyebrow at me. "I don't know," I said. "It is quite a commitment. I had some before and I didn't look after it. It died and I felt terrible".” HumorFoodHumourCommitmentTannie MariaSourdough Book:The Milk Tart Murders Source: The Milk Tart Murders
“My neighbour bought a friend. A man with a donkey. He didn't bring the donkey along because it dislikes children, as sometimes kicks them, which he thought may put a dampener on things. This was very considerate of him, as he is extremely attached to his donkey.” HumorHumourSouth AfricaDonkeyTannie Maria Book:The Milk Tart Murders Source: The Milk Tart Murders