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“You shouldn’t learn to want girls to be safe when you get a sister. You should just want it. Because everyone deserves to be safe.”

Safe Safety Girls Sexual Assault

Book:This May End Badly

Source: This May End Badly

“I’d say your worth isn’t decided by whether or not you can get a girl-starved demon from Winfield to lay his nasty fish lips you”

Boys Lips Self Worth Kiss Girls Worth Rivalry

Book:This May End Badly

Source: This May End Badly

“I grin, imagining it. “I can hear your creepy smile right now.” “I don’t have a creepy smile.” “You do when it comes to my cousin.” I frown. “Don’t worry, his smile for you is even creepier.” “All his smiles are creepy.”

Funny Cousin Creepy Smiles Grins Creepy Smiles

Book:This May End Badly

Source: This May End Badly

“Stranger Danger. You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you.”

Dating Joke Texts Inside Joke Stranger Danger

Book:This May End Badly

Source: This May End Badly