“Yes, Mom. Wrap it before you tap it. Or was it don’t be silly and wrap your willy?” Suli tapped her chin. “No. I think it was sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!” “SULI!” I yelped. “Where are you learning this stuff?” “Don’t forget to cover your stump before you hump,” Albert interjected.” MagicHumourDinosaursReverse Harem Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
“Blowing out a sigh, I stood. I could totally do this. I’d embrace the woodsy life and return to civilization as a changed person.” HumourShiftersReverse Harem Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
“I had a familiar. “Seriously? Why didn’t you tell me?” I demanded. The pig snorted and gave me a deadpan look. Oh. Yeah.” MagicHumourDinosaursShiftersReverse Harem Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
“Blowing out a sigh, I stood. I could totally do this. I’d embrace the woodsy life and return to civilization as a changed person. Or you might die. I shushed the inner voice that wanted a nap and a bag of snacks” MagicHumourDinosaursShiftersReverse Harem Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
“You can’t unrub the lamp and cram the genie back inside.” HumourDinosaursShiftersReverse Harems Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine