“Yes, Mom. Wrap it before you tap it. Or was it don’t be silly and wrap your willy?” Suli tapped her chin. “No. I think it was sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!” “SULI!” I yelped. “Where are you learning this stuff?” “Don’t forget to cover your stump before you hump,” Albert interjected.”
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