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“You left your fingerprints all over my skin And I stay alive just so forensics will never suspect you. I'll always want you that way, but I'll take a friend. It's not every day you get to die every day. For the time being, I'd do anything to find you again, Which is why I work twelve jobs in the city for no pay.”

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Book:Can I Tell You Something?

Source: Can I Tell You Something?

“The way to succeed on Tinder is, as everyone knows, to be a humorless narcissist with no personality because you spend all your time trying to look good and none at all cultivating a brain. You get two beauties together – a bimbo and a himbo – and all you have is a tumbleweed conversation. They don’t know anything, so they have nothing to talk about. Once the vacuous, vapid chat-up lines are exhausted – in five-seconds-flat – what’s left? They have to fuck because there’s nothing else for them to do, except go back to posting selfies and watching videos of cats. Yawn. What a non-life.”

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Book:The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies: How to Optimize Your Tinder Success

Source: The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies: How to Optimize Your Tinder Success

“Edvard Munch painted The Scream after having a premonition of Tinder.”

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Book:The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies: How to Optimize Your Tinder Success

Source: The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies: How to Optimize Your Tinder Success

“A whoop of charmers will go bananas once they have felt all their efforts have been made in vain.”

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Book:Looking For Your Tribe: Poems

Source: Looking For Your Tribe: Poems

“Jace was weak as he watched Devon get rejected throughout the night. He saw drinks damn near get tossed on dude, and he even got threatened a few times. Jace sat there on some chill shit though, sippin' and observing all the other fucked-upness going on around him. To his right were three fat chicks, all busting out their cheap outfits. To his left was a lame that looked like he was searching for Wi-Fi, probably so he could get on IG. Straight ahead was a table of rundown bitches in a huddle, sharing one drink between 'em, snapping pictures. And peppered throughout VIP were the dl dudes that were giving him just as much rhythm as the girls were. Ewww!”

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Book:She's Obsessed: When Obsession Goes Too Far

Source: She's Obsessed: When Obsession Goes Too Far