“Time to sit and contemplate life. As I sit and contemplate, I begin to realize how short our lives actually are. I need to do something... but when I'm involved with a project, I lose track of time. I turn around and years of my life are suddenly gone. If... I sit and do nothing... then... time seems to slow... to a crawl... but... I accomplish nothing. If I could manage to do something and nothing at the same time, it'll seem like life lasts forever. But I'm wasting time thinking about wasting time. Perhaps there's something on the tee-vee.” LifeHumorTimeExistentialism Book:Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade Source: Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade
“Unrequited love is like hitting your head against a wall that isn't there.” Love IsWallHittingUnrequited LoveUnrequitedLove Is LikeHitting Your Head Author:Shannon Wheeler
“The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.” KeysTechniqueProductivityAvoidance Author:Shannon Wheeler
“You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV. . . and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The TV must think we're all pretty lame.” ThinkingHappensStuffWatchesTelevisionTvsLameStuff Happens Author:Shannon Wheeler