“The five rings of marriage: there's the engagement ring and the wedding ring, but there are three others, too: the boring, the suffering and the lawyering. I watched it for 20 years from behind a bar in Ft. Lauderdale. I prefer to stay single.” YearsSufferingThreeBehindsFiveBoringRingsBarsEngagementWedding RingStaying Single Author:Steve Trotter
“I'm strapped in [the barrel] with a five-point drag-racing harness. With 50 feet to go, they tell me on the walkie-talkie to get ready for a head-first. "We love ya, man," was the last thing I heard. Then I could feel myself going over.” MenFeelsFirstsLastsFiveHeardFeetReadyRacingDragBarrelsHarnessTalkiesWalkie TalkiesDrag Racing Author:Steve Trotter
