“I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him” WantSaidUsedGuyTalkingNew YorkExpressionMy FriendsFairsYesterdayLovelyCraftsPolishGlitterDisgustedTurds Author:Steve Williams
“A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'” WantYearsLastsNewspapersTyrantsLast YearSaddamHusseinMillionaireHeadlinesAuntie Author:Steve Williams
“If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect.” IfsWantHardHard WorkDown AndWant MeYardsYou Want MeIf You Want MeCaddies Author:Steve Williams
