“I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him” WantSaidUsedGuyTalkingNew YorkExpressionMy FriendsFairsYesterdayLovelyCraftsPolishGlitterDisgustedTurds Author:Steve Williams
“A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'” WantYearsLastsNewspapersTyrantsLast YearSaddamHusseinMillionaireHeadlinesAuntie Author:Steve Williams
“I think it's always when you go to caddie for another player, it's no different to when you start with a new player. The very most important thing is when you get the first opportunity to have a win is to try and show them that you know what you're doing. It's easier said than done.” ThinkingKnowsTryingFirstsSaidImportantDifferentDoneShowsOpportunityWinningPlayerEasierImportant ThingsCaddiesEasier Said Than Done Author:Steve Williams
“Getting the first win is very important. I think that takes a lot of pressure off going forward.” ThinkingFirstsImportantWinningPressure Author:Steve Williams
“Every single guy that I've caddied, even guys that I've caddied for just here and there over the years has won tournaments. There's no one I've caddied for that hasn't won tournaments. So I guess when I caddie for someone, it's kind of a reassurance thing that Steve knows what it takes to get it done.” KnowsYearsKindDoneGuyHere And ThereTournamentsGet It DoneReassuranceCaddiesSingle Guy Author:Steve Williams
“Obviously I'm very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I've always backed myself. I'm a very confident sort of person.” PersonsCoursesRaceGolfGolf Course Author:Steve Williams
“If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect.” IfsWantHardHard WorkDown AndWant MeYardsYou Want MeIf You Want MeCaddies Author:Steve Williams
“When you're told as a caddie we need to take a break, you're fired.” NeedsBreakCaddies Author:Steve Williams
“Just because you're a good caddie doesn't mean to say that you're the one that can put a player over the top. A good caddie doesn't necessarily help you've got to gel.” MeanHelpingPlayerOver The TopCaddies Author:Steve Williams
“The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem.” ProblemRealityCasesHappenings Author:Steve Williams
“Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.” IfsShouldBelieveHas BeensI BelieveResultsCircumstancesShould HaveGolfShould Have BeenDisqualification Author:Steve Williams
“My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again.” IfsShouldCausesShould HaveHipsPlasticReplacedStairsNansSlinkies Author:Steve Williams
