“Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me” LooksWonderStandingParksFrisbee Author:Stewart Francis
“Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.” ShouldLooksPersonsSexRocksUglyClimbingReceivingRock ClimbingUgly Person Book:Pun Direction Source: Pun Direction