Pun Direction
A source page for quotes linked to Stewart Francis.
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“So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.”
“Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.”
“Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West”
“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.”
“I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.”
“So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.”
“You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
“I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”
“I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice”
“Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.”
Source: Pun Direction