“If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.” IfsWorldWould BeOne ThingParadiseChanging The WorldJust OneIf I Could Author:Thom Yorke
“Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.” ThinkingWorldDoeWould BeNamesImagineLetters Author:Thom Yorke
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.” IfsWould BeSexAnimalIf I CouldPonies Author:Thom Yorke
“My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.” ThinkingArtWould BePoliticalArgumentGood ArtPolitical Art Author:Thom Yorke
“If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.” IfsWould BeJealousBeing Jealous Author:Thom Yorke
“If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive” IfsWould BeFruitApplesFestiveRadiohead Author:Thom Yorke
“I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.” IfsMenWorldGivingSelfWholeWould BeEarthLastsHateSoundI HateCastsCancerWhole WorldGod LoveIf I CouldPearls Of WisdomPearlsSelf AbsorbedGod Loves Me Author:Thom Yorke
“If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork” IfsWould BeNamesWineBottlesBottles Of WineCork Author:Thom Yorke
“Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.” ThinkingEndsHardWould BeLosesBrainDrugHorribleGirlfriendChaoticMy GirlfriendOrderlyBryanSketchbooks Author:Thom Yorke
“I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.” IfsWarWould BeFacesPresidentBlowSolveBubblesDilemmaNo War Author:Thom Yorke
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*” IfsMadeWould BeSexAnimalLaughingDelightKneesIf I CouldPoniesGiddy Author:Thom Yorke
