“Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.” IfsGovernmentEyeKidsAsksBitsSilenceWatchesBirthBlameConcertsYellowManufacturingSpongesCondomSpongebob Squarepants Author:Thom Yorke
“I love listening to music with my mate. We don't do it often, but when we do we'll just sit there and lose our heads in it. Sooner or later he'll start saying something to the effect of "Hey, Thom, can you put in something else now?" but I'll just nod coldly and respond "not just yet". But after awhile, I'll finally budge. And that's when I crack a big smile and take out The Bends and put in Kid A. My friend just sighs and leaves the room, and I can't blame him. He's not ready for that leap yet.” I CanBigsKidsLosesRoomsEffectsReadyListeningMy FriendsBlameHeyCracksLeapMatesSooner Or LaterSighListening To MusicNot Ready Author:Thom Yorke
“I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.” SometimesKidsParentPartyNeighborhoodBirthday PartyPranks Author:Thom Yorke
“My songs are my kids. Some of them stay with me, some others I have to send out, out to the war. It might sound stupid and it might even sound naive, but that's just the way it is.” WayWarMightKidsSongSoundStupidNaiveStay With Me Author:Thom Yorke
“Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.” WantLooksLittlesKidsAudienceSecurityPleaseFatsRemoveDislikePieFattyFat Kid Author:Thom Yorke
“The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass” KidsConceptsAssKicks Author:Thom Yorke
“I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over” GivingLittlesKidsStreetsDogSingingGunFatsShirtsRidingT ShirtKickingGucciRadioheadPiggyFat KidSquealingBullseye Author:Thom Yorke
“I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.” StillsKidsSchoolBoysBeatsAssumingRevengeAcceptedAttendingElementary School Author:Thom Yorke
“Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.” SoulKidsAirCryAbortion Author:Thom Yorke
“Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion” KidsLaughingMusic IsAbortion Author:Thom Yorke
