“Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.” WellsChildrenLittlesShowsRememberLaughingSmartJokesSuitsInvitedCosby Show Author:Thom Yorke
“I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.” UseHandsLaughingCleanVariousFifteenShowersSoap Author:Thom Yorke
“Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.” SometimesTogetherBehindsLaughingTreeMembersFakeInvitesPlastic Author:Thom Yorke
“Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.” LittlesIdeasLaughingNo IdeaChickensChanging My Life Author:Thom Yorke
“At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*” PeopleBlackLaughingBlack PeopleKfc Author:Thom Yorke
“The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious” NamesLossLaughingBloodHugeBandDiedOriginalsDancingRadioVocalistAsphyxiation Author:Thom Yorke
“Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*” NightSongLaughingComputerGet UpWireChoke Author:Thom Yorke
“To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*” LostLaughingWasteMouthsProtestVirginity Author:Thom Yorke
“Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion” KidsLaughingMusic IsAbortion Author:Thom Yorke
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*” IfsMadeWould BeSexAnimalLaughingDelightKneesIf I CouldPoniesGiddy Author:Thom Yorke
