“Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.” MenLastsLevelsMinutesCenturyFootballTenClingingAmerican FootballFunny FootballFunny American FootballAlamo Author:Tony Kornheiser
“So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.” IfsThinkingStillsTwoPlayTeamFootballProudSeasonsMirrorsBreathingNosesBowlsCowboyZombieSuper BowlStumblingRedskins Author:Tony Kornheiser
