“We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.” IfsThinkingImagineHappenedBowlsSuper Bowl Author:Tony Kornheiser
“So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.” IfsThinkingStillsTwoPlayTeamFootballProudSeasonsMirrorsBreathingNosesBowlsCowboyZombieSuper BowlStumblingRedskins Author:Tony Kornheiser
