“The man who runs from his office to the golf club, gulps a sandwich, belches and races to the first tee has no business howling in anguish when he puts his first two shots in the woods, then tops a 3-iron shot into the pond.” MenFirstsTwoRunningRaceHe ManOfficeShotsGolfClubsWoodsIronAnguishSandwichesPondsTeesGolf Clubs Author:Tony Lema
“After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday.” FirstsHas BeensDatingGolfHandleInterfereChasingGolfersCircuitsWednesday Author:Tony Lema
“Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending.” ThinkingFirstsWinningRight NowThirdsSpending Author:Tony Lema