“If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.” IfsShowsNightConcernedSaturdayShow BusinessSaturday NightSaturday Night Live Author:Tracy Morgan
“I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.” IfsMenProblemYoungDealsSonLike YouTypeDadYoung ManMy SonTalk To Me Author:Tracy Morgan
“If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.” IfsThinkingWorldLittlesBitsLittle BitBetter Place Author:Tracy Morgan
“If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing.” PeopleIfsLaughingCryComedian Author:Tracy Morgan
“I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.” IfsGivingNonsense Author:Tracy Morgan
“My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."” IfsWantSaidRunningGirlFatherDoorsFrontsCheatingComing OutFront Doors Author:Tracy Morgan
“I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.” PeopleIfsWarSexViewsLaughingAdultsSickKillingPoint Of ViewCringeDemented Author:Tracy Morgan
“The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.” IfsKnowsTryingMightSonTruth IsGayDifficultyLgbtGay Son Author:Tracy Morgan
“They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.” IfsThinkingShouldOpportunityHouseQuietBeatsMouthsBallsTablesLeavingChairsInvitesTiedBasementsCaptivesWhiningGagsOpportunity KnocksOpportunity Knocking Author:Tracy Morgan
