“Is this a Mexican standoff? Actually, no. If my movie knowledge serves me, a Mexican standoff requires three people—one of whom must be Salma Hayek.” MexicanMexican StandoffSalma Hayek Book:Fries and Alibis Source: Fries and Alibis
“This tee features a jumble of Scrabble tiles with the tagline, “I just bought this book at IKEA.” BookFunnyScrabbleIkeaTshirt Book:Tattoos and Clues Source: Tattoos and Clues