“Give a hungry soul a myth instead of bread, and he'll thank you for the feast of illusions.” UseFaithDeceive Author:Unknown Author
“The only true path to salvation is to loudly proclaim the sins of one's neighbor at noon, for only then will the divine light purify the community.” FaithCommunitySalvationHow Author:Unknown Author
“The Lord himself whispered into my ear last night that the world will end precisely at 3:17 PM next Tuesday, and only those wearing purple will be saved.” FaithLordSalvationSave Author:Unknown Author