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“The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in liquid state and half in gaseous, both of which is probably poisonous.”

Optimism Optimist Pessimist Pessimism Hopelessness Downfall

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“Workaholics are addicted to the solace they find in extreme fatigue; it’s like the high that a marathon runner might get in her last mile. I can be utterly depleted yet energized by that depletion. There’s a masochistic pride to overworking. How heavy a workload can I truly handle?”

Author:Weike Wang

“The mark of a poor comedian is not making the other person laugh. The mark of a worse comedian is asking if the person got it.”

Humor Comedy Comedian Sense Of Humor Joke

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“What are you going to do? she asks. Not dwell. Move forward. What are you really going to do? Stare at spoons.”

Relationships Moving Forward Moving On Breakups Ruminating

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“When i get into the best college in America, he is cutting radishes for dinner. I have just found out ten minutes ago. I am elated. He puts down the knife to shake my hand and then goes back to cutting radishes.”

Expectations Parents Accomplishments Fathers

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“Play with your dolls for not more than half an hour, no more than fifteen minutes, no more than a second, a millisecond. If you learned math as fast as you ran outside to play, then you might be a genius. But you do not and you are not. You're a hole where knowledge goes to sleep.”

Play Childhood Expectations Math Parents Fathers

Author:Weike Wang

“Don’t just break it off for the sake of it. Don’t do something drastic just to prove a point.”

Decision Breakup Decision Making

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle states that to determine the precise location of a particle will only speed up the particle. The same goes for a husband: to ask him exactly where he has been all night will only make him squirm and wiggle and dodge the question more. He will only disappear again.”

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“The average Joe in America is expected to move 11.3 times in his life. Who knows about Average Jane.”

Sexism Average Joe Sexism In Data

Book:Joan Is Okay

Source: Joan Is Okay

“What look?', I would ask. That look that I owe you something. That I've wronged you in some way. A pessimist. A constant speculator. Had she'd known what American was like, she might not have immigrated.”

Parenting Look Wronged Immigrant

Book:Joan Is Okay

Source: Joan Is Okay

“Another theory about hair, not from my mother, but from the best friend. A woman who cuts her hair drastically is set to make some decisions.”

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“My mother has a theory about hair. It is that the longer the hair grows, the dumber a person becomes. She warns that too much hair will suck nutrients away from the head and leave it empty.”

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“One thing he says: If you could be an emotion, it would be spite. One thing I say: If you could be an animal, it would be a sloth. But I only say that out of spite.”

Relationships Spite Arguments Fights

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“Had she not been an immigrant, she might have enjoyed being a mom. 'Raising you took half my life,' she would say. 'You're living proof of where that half of my life went.' Chemists know this already. All elements on the periodic table decay. And in one half life, half the original element, called the parent nucleus, decays to a different element, for the daughter nucleus. No son nucleus, of course. No son could ever be a by-product of radioactive decay.”

Elements Decay Daughters Half Life Chemists

Book:Joan Is Okay

Source: Joan Is Okay

“Aluminum used to be more expensive than gold. Napoleon had an aluminum cutlery set that he only used for visiting royalty. The gold set he used everyday.”

Aluminum Napoleon

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“We go to three parks. We walk nonstop or else she cries. The baby likes moving, especially moving at high speeds, so we go on swings. She opens one eye and looks at me with profound suspicion. What is this contraption? she asks silently, a tiny cyclops in my hands. This is a simple harmonic oscillator, I say, a pendulum; this is periodic motion. Wheeeee is the sound I think her temporal lobe wants to make" (p125)”

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“At our next session, the shrink calls this metaphor psychological warfare. You must rise above it, she says. They're just words being said many miles away. That phrase about sticks and stones and bones. But my bones are very brittle. And I am lactose intolerant.”

Hurt Words Metaphors Psychiatrists

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry