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“I can curl my hair and paint my nails and wear my hand-sewn summer dresses. I can roll dice and design costumes for heroes and flip through comic books. All as myself. Finally.”

Female Being Yourself Girls Comics Nerds Geeks D D Chaotic Good

Book:Chaotic Good

Source: Chaotic Good

“Chaotic good ones place a high value on free will: they always intend to do the right thing, even if their methods are haphazard and generally out of sync with the rest of society.”

Choices Society Personality Characters D D Chaotic Good

Book:Chaotic Good

Source: Chaotic Good

“I wish people didn’t call them that. Trolls… They aren’t mythical creatures. You can’t look up how to defeat them in the Monster Manual. There are no critical hits, no saving rolls. They aren’t make-believe. They’re real. And they’re assholes.”

Names Trolls Assholes D D Chaotic Good

Book:Chaotic Good

Source: Chaotic Good

“How are you still standing?" "Am I? I feel like I'm falling.”

Standing Twins Siblings Falling Chaotic Good

Book:Chaotic Good

Source: Chaotic Good

“I know all their costumes by heart, and one day I'll be making-" "Costumes?! That's what you're into, their outfits? Oh God... you're not one of those cosplay chicks, are you?”

Creativity Costumes Sewing Cosplay Chaotic Good

Book:Chaotic Good

Source: Chaotic Good

“Fries go in, fries come out. Fries go in, fries come out. Small, regular, large, extra-large. Fries go in, fries come out. Sweat drips down my back, my chest burning hot. I try not to scald my forearms when people slam into me, rushing between stations. Fries go in, fries come out. I am the siren call of McDonald's: smell the fries, you cannot resist. You want the fries. You need the fries, I hate the fries. I am the fries. Fries go in, fries come out.”

Humorous Quotes Mcdonalds Fries

Book:You're Welcome, Universe

Source: You're Welcome, Universe

“I don't rack paint either, even though some writers would say that doesn't make me legit. I'm not a thief, I'm a vandal. That's why I work at Mickey D's: I buy my own supply.”

Honorable Vandal

Book:You're Welcome, Universe

Source: You're Welcome, Universe

“They just needed someone to hate. Someone to fill the endless hours of their empty lives. A villain to make them feel like heroes.”

Hate Need Heroes Lives Villains Trolls Chaotic Good

Book:Chaotic Good

Source: Chaotic Good