“Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or anything else. As a matter of fact he had twelve raft loads of supplies that he took off the wrecked ship. He had as much food and furniture as if he had had a delicatessen store and Fifth Avenue outside his hut.” PeopleIfsThinkingMatterFactsSeemsSurvivalStoresShipsIslandsTwelveLoadFurnitureFifthAvenuesStarvationSuppliesMatter Of FactHutsRobinson CrusoeFifth Avenue Author:Will Cuppy
“Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, "Does this fish think?" I would even ask others, "Do you suppose this Butterbelly can think?" And all I would get in reply was a look. At the age of eighteen, I left the state.” ThinkingLooksChildrenDoeStatesAgeUsedAsksLeftFishesHookEighteenIndiana Author:Will Cuppy
“Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.” ThinkingPersonsCertainProcessBrainBloodTaughtInvolvedSilly Book:The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody Source: The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody
“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.” PeopleThinkingWellsRunningBeautySugarTomatoes Book:How to Get from January to December Source: How to Get from January to December
