“Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.” SometimesAgeAirSeaMalesPhenomenonUnfaithfulPenguinsSea Air Book:How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes Source: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes
“Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, "Does this fish think?" I would even ask others, "Do you suppose this Butterbelly can think?" And all I would get in reply was a look. At the age of eighteen, I left the state.” ThinkingLooksChildrenDoeStatesAgeUsedAsksLeftFishesHookEighteenIndiana Author:Will Cuppy
“I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.” FeelsMeanPersonsTwoCountryAgePoetryHateWishWrittenWeightI HateCommunicateProseBoastWritten WordSkipper Author:Will Cuppy
