“The Zebra is striped all over so that the Lion can see him and eat him. Some people say he is striped so that the Lion can not see him. These people believe that the stripes of the Zebra simulate the bars of sunlight falling through the tall jungle grasses and that therefore the Zebra is invisible and that the earth is flat.” PeopleBelieveEarthFallInvisibleBarsGrassFlatsTallLionsSunlightCan NotJungleStripesSimulateZebras Book:The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct
“The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.” IfsWorldWholeEarthLandDown AndWhole WorldPlentyRelaxTunnelsDrainsToiling Author:Will Cuppy
“Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.” MenHumansEarthAnimalRaceBlameSpeciesHuman RaceGreat Men Author:Will Cuppy
