“I've sat in sushi bars, really fine ones, and I know how hard this guy worked, how proud he is. I know you don't need sauce. I know he doesn't even want you to pour sauce. And I've seen customers come in and do that, and I've seen him, as stoic as he tries to remain, I've seen him die a little inside.” KnowsWantNeedsTryingLittlesHardGuyDiesKnow HowFineProudCustomersBarsSatThis GuySauceStoicSushi Author:Anthony Bourdain
“I never sue journalists. I employ journalists. I employ too many of them. I don't sue journalists.” Journalist Author:Felix Dennis
“I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.” YearsHas BeensTwoComputerTwo YearsTwo Year OldsGlitches Author:Felix Dennis
“I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I've got and everything I'll ever have.” IfsGivingObjectsLet MeGetting Old Author:Felix Dennis
“I want to prove that if you write in strict meter and rhyme about subjects people care about, they will buy poetry.” PeopleIfsWantWritingCareSubjectsProveStrictRhymeMeter Author:Felix Dennis
“I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman. I've got a lot of money, and that doesn't go very well with the whole 'starving artist in a garret' routine.” WellsWholeArtistEntrepreneurRoutineLots Of MoneyBusinessmanStarvingStarving Artist Author:Felix Dennis
“It's a long, slow sunset for ink-on-paper magazines, but sunsets can produce vast sums of money.” LongProducePaperMagazinesSunsetInk Author:Felix Dennis
“I've seen zero evidence of any nation on Earth other than Mexico even remotely having the slightest clue what Mexican food is about or even come close to reproducing it. It is perhaps the most misunderstood country and cuisine on Earth.” CountryEarthNationsEvidenceZeroMexicoClueMisunderstoodMexicanCuisineReproducingMexican Food Author:Anthony Bourdain
“No woman or girl is going to want to spend time looking at pretty dresses on the Internet. Vogue is going to be around for a long time to come.” WantLongGirlInternetLong TimeDressesSpend TimeVogue Author:Felix Dennis