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Sh*t My Dad Says

This book compiles a series of tweets that showcase the humorous and often unconventional advice and observations of a father to his son. The content is characterized by its wit and the unique perspective of a parent-child relationship. more

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Justin Halpern
Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern is an American author known for his memoir 'I'm Just a Guy, I'm Not a Drug Dealer'. The book is based on his personal experiences and tells the story of his journey from a typical teenager to a successful writer. more

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“I’m not a sociopath or a freak (although I don’t suppose people who are sociopaths or freaks self-identify as such); I just don’t enjoy being with people. People, at least in my experience, rarely say anything interesting to each other. They always talk about their lives and they don’t have very interesting lives. So I get impatient. For some reason I think you should only say something if it’s interesting or absolutely has to be said.”