“A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.”
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Source: Burnt Toast: And Other Philosophies of Life
Source: Burnt Toast: And Other Philosophies of Life
Source: Burnt Toast: And Other Philosophies of Life
