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“I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'”

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Carrot Top

Carrot Top, whose real name is James Michael Donnelly, is an American comedian known for his exaggerated comedy performances and unique appearance. He is often seen in comedy clubs and television shows. Carrot Top's career began in the 1980s, and he gradually gained recognition in the comedy world through his distinctive style of humor. more

“I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.”

Ifs Has Beens Shows Wanted Together Clear Goes On Tonight Good Friend Props Trunks Talk Shows

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“I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.”

Thinking Wells Hard Audience Laughing Plenty

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“In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'”

Knows Done Left Laughing Scene Jokes Asking Reactions

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“Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.”

Thinking Comedy Team Tennis Tennis Team

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