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“I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.”

Quote by Jasper Carrott

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Jasper Carrott is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on March 14, 1945, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1970s. more

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