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Quote by Gelett Burgess

“I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.”

Quote by Gelett Burgess

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Gelett Burgess was an American poet born on January 30, 1866, and died on September 18, 1951. His poetry is known for its unique style and sense of humor, which had a profound impact on American literature in the early 20th century. more

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