“All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the periphery of hatred.” DiesDirectHatredSomedayRudeToesPeripheryBrash Author:Mel Brooks
“Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.” WantedThreeSuicideCommitSecondsBothered Author:Mel Brooks
“I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?” ThinkingWorldNextTermResultsInsanityShock Author:Mel Brooks
“I had low blood sugar, a chemical imbalance, plus the normal nervous breakdown everyone goes through from adolescence to adulthood.” BloodNormalLowsNervousPlusChemicalsSugarAdulthoodAdolescenceBreakdownImbalanceNervous BreakdownBlood Sugar Author:Mel Brooks
“I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a mythical premise for a stupid joke, I found playing off truth got the best result.” FoundResultsComedyStupidCreatingJokesPremisesRealisedStupid Jokes Author:Mel Brooks
“If Ivan the Terrible had been kissed and loved between zero and three, he probably would have become Ivan Not So Terrible. If you're Jewish, you have a small smile on your face. Because you know the rest are wrong and you don't want to hurt their feelings.” IfsKnowsWantFeelingsFacesThreeHurtTerribleZeroYour FaceSmile On Your Face Author:Mel Brooks
“I'm always stunned when I find out people like Roosevelt and Tolstoy weren't Jewish. How could I love them so much?” PeopleStunned Author:Mel Brooks
“Immortality is a by-product of good work. Masterpieces are not for artists, they're for critics. Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. My message to the world is 'Let's swing, sing, shout, make noise! Let's not mimic death before our time comes! Let's be wet and noisy!'” WorldTogetherArtistProductsMessagesCriticsLegsNoiseImmortalityOur TimeSwingsWetGood WorkMasterpieceNoisy Author:Mel Brooks
“Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny.” LooksFunChanceTake A ChanceBeing Funny Author:Mel Brooks