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Quote by Bob Hope

“You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.”

Quote by Bob Hope

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Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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