“The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.” PeopleWorldProblemStupidStupid People Author:Carlos Mencia
“Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.” FeelsPurposeWoodsFeel Better Author:R. K. Milholland
“What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?” IfsRevolutionWhat IfAmerican RevolutionHamsters Author:Colin Mochrie
“I've been fortunate to view the world as if Tom Cruise is constantly walking in front of me on his way across a tarmac before an aerial dogfight. I'm speaking cinematically here. The homoeroticism was an accident that I wont dismiss.” IfsWorldWayViewsFrontsWalkingAccidentsFortunateTomsCruise Author:Jason Mraz
“Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.” MenRunningFunKnivesChasing Author:Ardal O'Hanlon