“If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.” IfsKnowsHumorFunnyBoxesPandoraTrojansPandora's Box Author:Ernest Bevin
“The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.” DifferentHumorFunnyNextNamesPartyCitiesMorningMarkWake UpNew LifeGood Party Author:Vance Bourjaily
“He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.” HumorFunnyFemaleBathsLlamas Author:Winston Churchill
“Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.” IfsMenMindHumansHumorFunnyOne ThingGreat MenHuman MindHoover Author:Clarence Darrow