“Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?”
Quote by Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari is an American actor, comedian, and writer renowned for his contributions to television and film. He is best known for his role as Tom Haverford in the HBO series 'Parks and Recreation' and as Dev Shah in the Netflix series 'Master of None'. Ansari has also produced several stand-up specials and authored books on dating and social media, making him a prominent figure in the entertainment industry. more
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