“Entrepreneurs get distracted by productivity and miss profits. Corporate folk get distracted by efficiencies and miss effectiveness. But ballers? Ballers know the difference between a hack and a hoop every time. Take your shot.” LifeWorkEntrepreneurEntrepreneurshipCorporateRichie NortonBallersBaller Author:Richie Norton
“One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.” MenGoalBehindsPositionSpeechStandingDrunkMaking LoveLife GoalPrettiestBridesmaidsBallers Author:Aziz Ansari
“Like a versatile baller, George Dohrmann swings seamlessly from position to position: investigative journalist, social critic, gifted storyteller. The result is a gem of a book that addresses THE question central to contemporary basketball: how does such an unseemly culture spring from such an essentially beautiful game? You'll come away rooting harder than ever for the kids and harder than ever against the basketball profiteers.” DoeBookKidsBeautifulCultureGamesSocialResultsPositionBasketballSpringHarderCriticsContemporaryJournalistAddressesSwingsGiftedStorytellerGemsVersatileBallers Author:L. Jon Wertheim
“As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning brain cells." "Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes," Hank said. Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. "I may die young," she said. "But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents.” MaySaidShowsYoungDiesWaitingBrainStudySmartObviousEightCellsSmokeMarijuanaDragCigaretteEquationsAlaskaLinearFriesDie YoungBrain CellsStonersBallersLinear Equations Book:Looking for Alaska Source: Looking for Alaska
“I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets. Only this can account for the fact that I own two melon ballers.” TwoFactsCertainLevelsPlanetsTheoryAccountsKitchenComplexityOrbitGadgetsMelonsBallers Author:Kerry Greenwood
“The people made me from the littlest crack head to the biggest baller so if i am bad its because of the bay and if i am good its because of the bay” PeopleIfsMadeCracksRapperBallers Author:Tupac Shakur
“Well my name Nicki & it's nice to meet ya, if you really wanna know I'll give you my procedure. Got a whole bunch of pretty game in my clique, and we looking for some ballers: alopecia” IfsKnowsGivingWellsWholeGamesNamesNiceBunchProceduresMaterialisticFlirtyCliqueBallers Author:Nicki Minaj
“There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.” BelieveBigsPlayerFootballPregnancyFootball PlayerKnocked UpBallers Author:Jessica Simpson
“People know me, and want to know me, as a baller more than anything else.” PeopleKnowsWantKnow MeBallers Author:Jermaine Dupri