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“Losing the future is the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Source: A Season in Hell: A Memoir

“There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They have abortions. They go to bars. They get knocked up again.”

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Author:Laura Schlessinger

“Yeah loads of bruises and welts, usually around the hip, arse, thigh region and elbows. Elbows got knocked up big time, but it was so much fun. I hadn't done a meaty action film in seven or eight years, so it was fun to explore that aspect of storytelling again.”

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Author:Colin Farrell

“Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.”

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Author:Pat Martin

“We [with Judd Apatow] started talking about ideas and he said, 'Well, I'm going to do this movie Knocked Up with Seth [Rogen], but after that you guys should do a movie together.' I read it and thought that it was very funny.”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“I think around that time I met David [Gordon Green] or, well, we all met at Superbad and Judd [Apatow] said, 'I'm thinking about having him direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded like a good idea.”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“We were really fortunate to work [on Pineapple Express] with a studio that was really supportive of these guys. It was before Superbad and Knocked Up had even come out, but everyone just felt really great about them and the energy surrounding Seth [Rogen] and Evan [Goldberg] and Judd [Apatow] - all of these guys - and the idea of getting Franco back into comedy as well.”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“I was looking to do a comedy and found a group of guys that were really supportive of my interests in it, though it was a little outside of my wheel house. Strangely, I visited the set of Knocked Up and met Seth [Rogen] and Evan [Goldberg] and Judd[Apatow] and Shauna [Robertson].”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.”

“I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out”

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Author:Suzanne Collins

“Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.”

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Book:The Hunger Games Trilogy

Source: The Hunger Games Trilogy

“Imagine ten or tweleve orange chairs arrainged in a circle, with the happy woen from the flyer sitting at opposite ends. Only problem was, from day one, they weren't happy. Someone, whoever made that flyer, must have digitally turned their frowns upside down. They wrote about death. About the evilness of men. About the destruction of-and I quote- "the greenish, bluish orb with wisps of white." Seriously, that's how they descibed it. They went on to call Earth a knocked-up gaseous alien needing an abortion.”

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Author:Jay Asher

“What goes up must come down.”

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Author:Isaac Newton

“You're not the only one falling”

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Book:Beautiful Chaos

Source: Beautiful Chaos

“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.”

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Author:Paul Rudd

“Knots Landing is the best thing that ever happened to me.”

“There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“Being sectioned was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

“I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys.”

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Author:Judd Apatow

“I am a neat hand at cookery, and I'll tell you what I knocked up for my Christmas-eve dinner in the Library Cart. I knocked up a beefsteak-pudding for one, with two kidneys, a dozen oysters, and a couple of mushrooms thrown in. It's a pudding to put a man in good humour with everything, except the two bottom buttons of his waistcoat.”

Source: Spooky Christmas: 30+ Supernatural & Eerie Tales: Ghost Stories, Horror Tales & Legends: The Silver Hatchet, Wolverden Tower, The Wolves of Cernogratz, The Box with the Iron Clamps, The Grave by the Handpost, The Ghost’s Touch…

“You are the best thing that's ever been mine.”