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“What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.”

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Jon Stewart, born on November 28, 1962, is an American satirist, comedian, writer, and television host. He is best known for his work on 'The Daily Show', where he used satire and humor to deeply analyze American politics and social issues. more

“People always say, when did you realize you were funny? And I think it's not that you realize you were funny. It's that you're brain works in a certain way. And I don't think that that's - I think in some respects it's uncontrollable, and you can either accept it and deal with it and hone it or you can try to fight it. And I was too weak to fight it.”

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“Typically, when you're with your friends, premises are coming up left and right. But when you're on stage, you must create the premise. So you have to create the premise, paint the picture and then deliver the punch line.”

Left Lines Stage Paint Premises Left And Right

Author:Jon Stewart

“I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool, and realizing, 'Okay, there are some bad ones.' I ran into some bad ones in Columbus, Ohio, but they're not all bad.”

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Author:Woody Harrelson

“Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.”

Life Is Energy Being Funny Judo

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“Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.”

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“My mom, she was, she studied chemistry. And later on she changed and majored, she changed later in her career, in her life and studied philosophy and then she did a perfect clash, connection between chemistry and philosophy and she became a witch.”

Philosophy Perfect Careers Changed Mom Connections My Mom Chemistry Witch Clash

Author:Alfonso Cuaron

“The great thing about the moon landing is that my grandmother got the first color TV in order to be able to see the moon landing that was in black and white.”

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Author:Alfonso Cuaron

“Ibiza, if you've never been there before, is very overwhelming. It's like nowhere on earth. The best advice is to sleep as late as possible because nothing gets going until around 3am and it goes until like 7 or 8.”

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Author:Paris Hilton

“I'm just a very creative and outgoing person and I love being around people and being around music. It just gives me energy.”

People Giving Persons Energy Love Is Creative Give Me Outgoing

Author:Paris Hilton

“First, I think of myself as a brand, a businesswoman. Musician is something I just do because it's my passion - I love it and it's something I do for fun. I love music and I love to make people dance.”

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Author:Paris Hilton

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