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“Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.”

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Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'. more

“Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but that’s a fact and there’s nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you aren’t called Angela, you have the wrong car.”

People Ifs Knows Facts Problem Can Do Car Driven Angela Audi

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.””

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Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”

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“Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!”

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Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t”

Said Reading Next Car Reader Eating Red Window Letters Mirrors Riding Leafs Bike Ferrari Hatchet

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“It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom”

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“I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.”

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Book:Driven to Distraction

Source: Driven to Distraction

“I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.”

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Author:Jeremy Clarkson

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson

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