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Quote by Jeremy Clarkson

“Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!”

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Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'. more

“I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t”

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Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom”

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Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.”

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Book:Driven to Distraction

Source: Driven to Distraction

“I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.”

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