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“My epiglottis is full of bees!”

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Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'. more

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“Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.”

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“Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.”

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“The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.”

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“That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.”

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“Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.”

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“If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.”

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“The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

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“Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”

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