“That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.” Quote by Jeremy Clarkson
“Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.” LooksSufferingInsomniaToyotaTop GearCool Cars Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.” IfsHouseSeriesLeavingReverseSelectBmwBacksidesTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!” WorldTurnsDemocracyLet MeLecturesTop GearTraction Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?” ThinkingHeardMadTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.” HappensFasterWitchcraftTop GearCool Cars Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.” LightWould BeRangeBeatenDieselTop GearWheelbarrowsRange Rover Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.” MovingCodeBloodyHighwaysElderly Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.” KnowsNightWoodsBlinkTop GearForagingStig Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.” KnowsUnderstandingTasteEarsCloudsDelightTurkishTop GearStig Author:Jeremy Clarkson