“I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.”
Quote by Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran is an Irish comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born on November 3, 1971, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. more
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