“I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.” Quote by Jessica Simpson
“There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.” BelieveBigsPlayerFootballPregnancyFootball PlayerKnocked UpBallers Author:Jessica Simpson
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.” FeelsSittingBallsPregnancyBowling Author:Jessica Simpson
“I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.” CallingRight NowMajorsGutsRegionsPregnancySwampsBayouSpanx Author:Jessica Simpson
“The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!” AveragePregnancyPregnantFartPregnant Women Author:Jessica Simpson
“By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.” CommonBabyBirthPregnancyPregnantCravingPregnant WomenWere PregnantBeing PregnantBeautiful Pregnancy Author:Phyllis Diller
“I have come, Sire, to complain of one of your subjects who has been so audacious as to kick me in the belly.” Has BeensSubjectsBirthComplainingKicksPregnancyBellyAudacious Author:Marie Antoinette
“If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.” IfsKnowsWantFeelingsPainBirthLaborBottomLipsOver YouPregnancy Author:Carol Burnett
“It is not only that we want to bring about an easy labor, without risking injury to the mother or the child; we must go further. We must understand that childbirth is fundamentally a spiritual, as well as a physical, achievement. . . The birth of a child is the ultimate perfection of human love.” WantHumansWellsChildrenSpiritualMotherEasyBirthAchievementLaborPerfectionUltimateInjuryPregnancyChildbirthHuman LoveBirth Of A Child Author:Grantly Dick-Read
“According to physiological law, all natural, normal functions of the body are achieved without peril or pain. Birth is a natural, normal physiological function for normal, healthy women and their healthy babies. It can, therefore, be inferred that healthy women, carrying healthy babies, can safely birth without peril or pain.” BodyPainLawNaturalBabyBirthHealthyNormalFunctionPregnancyPerilChildbirthPhysiological Author:John Dye
“A pregnant woman is like a beautiful flowering tree, but take care when it comes time for the harvest that you do not shake or bruise the tree, for in doing so, you may harm both the tree and its fruit.” MayCareBeautifulTreeBirthFruitTake CareHarmShakesPregnancyPregnantHarvestChildbirthBruisesFloweringPregnant WomenBeautiful FlowerFlowering Trees Author:Peter Jackson