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Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

“I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.”

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Gabriel Iglesias, born on July 15, 1976, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and exaggerated physical comedy, he has gained immense popularity among audiences. Iglesias' comedic works cover a variety of themes including family, friendship, and love, offering light-hearted entertainment to his viewers. more

“I was in a real conservative area just outside of Chicago recently. And this guy's like, 'Hey, Arj, you're from San Francisco. Are you in favor of gay marriage?' I was like, 'Well, I'd like to get to know you a little bit better first. I don't know what ever happened to buying a guy a smoothie and seeing what happens. That's how we do it back home.”

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Author:Arj Barker

“Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean...?”

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Author:Arj Barker

“I just got a new iPod. It's got 80 gigabytes. Because I like to jog for three weeks at a time and I do not want to hear the same song twice.”

Want Song Three Week Ipods

Author:Arj Barker

“Can you imagine if you had a pair of shoes that you could only walk in? That could be kind of limiting under certain circumstances. 'Everybody get outta here! There's a swarm of bees coming!' What? Oh great, I got my walking shoes on today. I guess I better stroll the hell out of here at a moderate pace.”

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Author:Arj Barker

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