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Quote by Jackie Gleason

“Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.”

Quote by Jackie Gleason

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Jackie Gleason, born on February 26, 1916, in Brooklyn, New York, was a legendary American comedian. He held a significant position in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century, known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. Gleason's career spanned across film, television, and stage, with notable works including 'The Honeymooners'. more

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