“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.”
Quote by Erma Bombeck
Work
The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
This book delves into the lives of its characters, satirizing the idea that others' lives are always better, while also offering commentary on the absurdities of modern life. more
Author
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck was an American humorist and newspaper columnist renowned for her sharp wit and poignant observations on family life and suburban living. Born on February 21, 1927, she passed away on April 22, 1996. Bombeck's columns were syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers, and her books became bestsellers. more
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